THE
Y2K
BATHROOM
BOOK...

Or, America's caught

with its pants down,

why not you?

No matter how much time you've saved surfing the Internet,
 you're still running out -- Y2K is coming fast. The country
seems to be divided into two camps. One saying nothing
will happen, the other heading for the hills to hide from the
Apocalypse. Then there are those of us who think Y2K will
 be somewhere in the middle, so I suppose that's three camps.
 Sorry...I was never any good at math. But, no matter where
 you're camping you should be well informed on the Y2K
phenomenon. Plus, you should learn to camp
 with as little impact as possible.

For those who think nothing will happen, I've got news for
you -- something will go down, and you might not like it. Y2K
 isn't just hype. Why would corporations and governments spend
nearly a trillion dollars on dodging this bullet? Do you think
AT&T wants to waste hundreds of millions rewriting software
code? Hell no, it would rather spend that money wooing you to
 its service and fleece you of every penny you have.

For the Apocalyptic camp out there all I have to say is -- Loony
Toons get your asses back into society! You think you can run
off to Montana and avoid doomsday? The end of the world as
 we know it (TEOTWAWKI) will search out and destroy your
paranoid little entrenchment, too. Give it a break, if the shit hits
 the fan, don't you think it would be nice if you guys might be
 able to help what's left of society instead of shooting anyone
who might need a cup of soup?

TEOTWAWKI may be the best thing to happen in America.
If we imagine the world without all of our fancy gadgets
 running, and ruining, our lives we might find ourselves a
much happier people. Our consumer-driven society could
use a little shaking up to shape it up. I think I can live without
 the constant bombardment of Barbie® commercials when
 I'm trying to enjoy Saturday morning cartoons, can't you?
Of course, Y2K might take out the television, so I'll have to get
off the couch and do something more constructive than
 unraveling the mystery of whether the coyote will catch the
 roadrunner. See, I told you Y2K might be a good thing.

There are so many different sectors of modern life that could
 be affected it's impossible to foresee all the possibilities. In my
 new book "The Y2K Bathroom Book...or, America's caught
 with its pants down, why not you?" I have written 20 chapter
 (96 pages) on everything from the looming stock market crash
(and how to profit from it) to the chaos many expect in our
nation's streets. From cannibalism to gun buying tips,
 "The Y2K Bathroom Book" is written in an informative, fun, and
 easy-to-read style everyone can understand whether you have
the ability to speak geek, or not.

"The Y2K Bathroom Book...or, America's caught with its
pants down, why not you?" is available for only
 $7.99 by pressing the link below.

Johnny Boyd is a newspaper columnist in Aspen, Colorado.
His column "Snomasokist" appears in the Aspen Daily News
 once a week. This is his first book, and it is allegedly humorous.
 This web site will be updated as developments in the ongoing
saga of Y2K progress, so bookmark this page now!

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